KAY JATRA AHE KAY!!

Hi friends & visitors,
This is SANDEEP aka SANDY aka TOMMY writing for first time ever for a cause other than examination. Being in final stage of CA(chartered accountancy), for a long time now, writing on a topic other than CA course is itself motivating.

Neways, IM dedicating this blog to my ALL frnds, NORMAL & ABNORMAL(mostly combi of both) by mentioning in my words some points I LEARNED/UNDERSTOOD/GOT/REMEMBERED/RECALLED(whatever jatra u assume) from them. Please dont forget to read NOTEs given late in blog.

So here i go mentioning the name of friend first in chronological order & the points attached to HIM(no 'HER' here as female friends im not mentioning considering the risk & quantity involved!)

ANIRUDH aka PAMPYA aka SAVKAR

• Honesty is d best policy,i.e; wait for d traffic police to come & screw u if u r without your driving license.
• Nothing can b hidden from your frnds for a long time.
• Bike should be driven only on 'reserve'.

CHAITANYA aka CHAI

• Talk rubbish & there'll b nice conversation going on later.
• Earn more, Drink more..!
• Live like a ceaser dress like a chaffeur.
• If u r in grey mood, arguing is d best remedy..
• Being able to shave is not d Parameter to identify an Adult.

DAISY aka NIGHT HORROR

• When arguing, assume opponent knows nothing!
• When people agree to you fast enough; fact is nobody is listening.
• If you want to show that you are not drunk, Scream in d middle of Road!

SHAILESH aka KHANDU

• Tell False, Speak truth or tell truth, speak false(whatever u think)
• Never use a card to fill petrol. If u do, chances are of being fucked.
• Boss at office is your all time finance minister or BAKRA.

PRASAD aka MUDYA aka KILLER aka WARREN BUFFET

• Spreading news is FUN!
• Helping in family business is d best way to avoid being screwed in academics like others
• Multiply friends; Multiply Entertainment; Multiply SOURCE OF NEWS AGENCY
• Jack of all trades, master of none is indeed a reality.
• Warren buffet is a kind of god; harshad mehta n k parekh are role models.
• PaRtY changing is not only in Politics.

RAMANAND aka RAMYA aka CONGRESS

• Two rupee coin can b changed through a beggar or Beggar is d easiest mode of getting change.
• Buying a branded cloth is sin unless u get a 1500 shirt for 200
• Sex and The City-Please tell me where's d CITY???
• Watch porn, keep d speakers ON!
• Byhearting movie dialogues is a great habit of improving studies.
• Jokes give u laugh, i give u laughter.
• Laughter challenge is d only programme on TV.
• Right To Information Act can be altered to RIGHT TO ARGUMENT ACT!

SAMARJEET aka SOMYA aka SARKAR

• Always Plan even if you want to shit!
• Lie in such a manner that listener should feel embarrassed.
• Talk like a king, Walk like a Queen.
• After watching a movie, do not disburse immediately, else the person who came with you may feel like being a prostitute(kaam hua chal diya).
• DOnt ever try to transplant hairs.
• REDUCING 40 KGs is EASY!!!

STRAW aka HARSHVARDHAN aka PANDU aka PANDIT aka PANDYA

• Maths & accounts is best when you byheart the Problems & not Formulae!!
• Im never in tension cause there'r tension tablets available!
• Most of Doctors earn bread coz of me!
• If one doesn't have a G/f, he shud suicide.
• If u've Tanushree dutta talking to you, you should assume her as Aishwarya rai.
• I always look at positive side of life, coz im standing on negative side.
• Have Discipline; excuse me!!
• MOUSE can act as CAT!

SUJKYA aka VIVEK aka MASTER aka KULKARNI SIR

• Valya turned into Valmiki is reality.
• Teaching is after preaching
• Assess everyone, adopt only one.
• My home is bhusawal junction. All passenger/fast trains hault here.

NACHIKET aka NACHYA aka ICICI aka DEV ANAND

• SOMETIMES ONLY NAME IS ENOUGH!!!!!

NOTES:

1. THIS IS ONLY SOME RUBBISH.
2. FOR FRIENDS NOT INCLUDED HERE- RUBBISH ABOUT YOU SOON TO BE PUBLISHED. ABOVE ALL ARE ABNORMALS, U MAY B NORMAL.
3. FRIENDS MENTIONED ABOVE SHOULD NOT FEEL OFFENDED FOR ANY COMMENTS. IF YOU FEEL THAT WAY, YOU ARE NOT FRIEND.
4. IF YOU DONT UNDERSTAND ANY POINTS ABOVE, PLZ DONT ASK ME, EVEN I DONT UNDERSTAND.
5. ABOVE POINTS ARE ONLY A FRACTION OF GOOD THINGS THESE HONOURABLE PERSONS POSSESSES.
6. I LOVE THEM ALL AND NEED THEM LOTS.
7. FOR MY MOM/DAD-ABOVE PERSONS AFTER READING THIS MAY HARM ME. SAVE ME!!
8. ANY IMP THING I FORGOT,MAIL ME.
9. A FRIEND KNOWS THE SONG IN MY HEART AND SINGS IT TO ME WHEN MY MEMORY FAILSNOT MY LINE OK, PULL DOWN YOUR RAISED EYEBROWS)

THEREs EXCEPTION 2 EVERY RULE BUT NOT 2 A FORMULA!