This is SANDEEP aka SANDY aka TOMMY writing for first time ever for a cause other than examination. Being in final stage of CA(chartered accountancy), for a long time now, writing on a topic other than CA course is itself motivating.
Neways, IM dedicating this blog to my ALL frnds, NORMAL & ABNORMAL(mostly combi of both) by mentioning in my words some points I LEARNED/UNDERSTOOD/GOT/REMEMBERED/RECALLED(whatever jatra u assume) from them. Please dont forget to read NOTEs given late in blog.
So here i go mentioning the name of friend first in chronological order & the points attached to HIM(no 'HER' here as female friends im not mentioning considering the risk & quantity involved!)
ANIRUDH aka PAMPYA aka SAVKAR
- Honesty is d best policy,i.e; wait for d traffic police to come & screw u if u r without your driving license.
- Nothing can b hidden from your frnds for a long time.
- Bike should be driven only on 'reserve'.
CHAITANYA aka CHAI
- Talk rubbish & there'll b nice conversation going on later.
- Earn more, Drink more..!
- Live like a ceaser dress like a chaffeur.
- If u r in grey mood, arguing is d best remedy..
- Being able to shave is not d Parameter to identify an Adult.
DAISY aka NIGHT HORROR
- When arguing, assume opponent knows nothing!
- When people agree to you fast enough; fact is nobody is listening.
- If you want to show that you are not drunk, Scream in d middle of Road!
SHAILESH aka KHANDU
- Tell False, Speak truth or tell truth, speak false(whatever u think)
- Never use a card to fill petrol. If u do, chances are of being fucked.
- Boss at office is your all time finance minister or BAKRA.
PRASAD aka MUDYA aka KILLER aka WARREN BUFFET
- Spreading news is FUN!
- Helping in family business is d best way to avoid being screwed in academics like others
- Multiply friends; Multiply Entertainment; Multiply SOURCE OF NEWS AGENCY
- Jack of all trades, master of none is indeed a reality.
- Warren buffet is a kind of god; harshad mehta n k parekh are role models.
- PaRtY changing is not only in Politics.
RAMANAND aka RAMYA aka CONGRESS
- Two rupee coin can b changed through a beggar or Beggar is d easiest mode of getting change.
- Buying a branded cloth is sin unless u get a 1500 shirt for 200
- Sex and The City-Please tell me where's d CITY???
- Watch porn, keep d speakers ON!
- Byhearting movie dialogues is a great habit of improving studies.
- Jokes give u laugh, i give u laughter.
- Laughter challenge is d only programme on TV.
- Right To Information Act can be altered to RIGHT TO ARGUMENT ACT!
SAMARJEET aka SOMYA aka SARKAR
- Always Plan even if you want to shit!
- Lie in such a manner that listener should feel embarrassed.
- Talk like a king, Walk like a Queen.
- After watching a movie, do not disburse immediately, else the person who came with you may feel like being a prostitute(kaam hua chal diya).
- DOnt ever try to transplant hairs.
- REDUCING 40 KGs is EASY!!!
STRAW aka HARSHVARDHAN aka PANDU aka PANDIT aka PANDYA
- Maths & accounts is best when you byheart the Problems & not Formulae!!
- Im never in tension cause there'r tension tablets available!
- Most of Doctors earn bread coz of me!
- If one doesn't have a G/f, he shud suicide.
- If u've Tanushree dutta talking to you, you should assume her as Aishwarya rai.
- I always look at positive side of life, coz im standing on negative side.
- Have Discipline; excuse me!!
- MOUSE can act as CAT!
SUJKYA aka VIVEK aka MASTER aka KULKARNI SIR
- Valya turned into Valmiki is reality.
- Teaching is after preaching
- Assess everyone, adopt only one.
- My home is bhusawal junction. All passenger/fast trains hault here.
NACHIKET aka NACHYA aka ICICI aka DEV ANAND
- SOMETIMES ONLY NAME IS ENOUGH!!!!!
NOTES:
- THIS IS ONLY SOME RUBBISH.
- FOR FRIENDS NOT INCLUDED HERE- RUBBISH ABOUT YOU SOON TO BE PUBLISHED. ABOVE ALL ARE ABNORMALS, U MAY B NORMAL.
- FRIENDS MENTIONED ABOVE SHOULD NOT FEEL OFFENDED FOR ANY COMMENTS. IF YOU FEEL THAT WAY, YOU ARE NOT FRIEND.
- IF YOU DONT UNDERSTAND ANY POINTS ABOVE, PLZ DONT ASK ME, EVEN I DONT UNDERSTAND.
- ABOVE POINTS ARE ONLY A FRACTION OF GOOD THINGS THESE HONOURABLE PERSONS POSSESSES.
- I LOVE THEM ALL AND NEED THEM LOTS.
- FOR MY MOM/DAD-ABOVE PERSONS AFTER READING THIS MAY HARM ME. SAVE ME!!
- ANY IMP THING I FORGOT,MAIL ME.
- A FRIEND KNOWS THE SONG IN MY HEART AND SINGS IT TO ME WHEN MY MEMORY FAILSNOT MY LINE OK, PULL DOWN YOUR RAISED EYEBROWS)
THEREs EXCEPTION 2 EVERY RULE BUT NOT 2 A FORMULA!
